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Bizzare Facts

* Average amount of semen per ejalculation (aka how much cum comes outta his dick) Approz 1-2 teaspoons
* Average amount of time a guy will ejallculate in a lifetime (aka how many times he gets off) 7,200
* Amount of calories in cum: 7
* Average length of a limp dick: 8cm
* Average length of a hard dick: 12cm
*Average numba of erections in a day: 11

- In india it is cheaper to have sex wid a prostitue then buy a condom!
- In the U.S.3 sex change operations occur per day!
- Sex burns 360 calories per hour
- Everytime people kiss more than 270 types of bacteria is exchanged
- The largest known penis recorded is 13.5 inches erect. (about 35 cm long!)
actually apparenly its 21 inches???
- Apparently everytime u kiss u loose 22 calories or sumfink?? im not sure bout that one
- Horses can ejalculate as quickly as 14 seconds
- Male Chimpanzees are 5 times hornier than the average male (yeh i reakon i culd find a guy ...)
- A Whale's dick is known as a Dork (so next time u call sum1 a dork think of that!)
- Pigs Orgasms last 30 minutes
 
Weird Sex Lawz
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.

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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit &
projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1in.

WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage & safely drunk
is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New
York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump.'

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American,
who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2hr 12mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
 
 
 

 

 
 

 

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