[     A truly wise man doesnt play leap frog with a unicorn

[     Britney Spears is like Barbie Fake and Plastic

[     Remember my name .. ull be screaming it later

[     I dont need your attitude I have my own

[     Hot guy hot gurl = hot time in bed

[     Im a hottie wid a good booty and I wanna get norty

[     U had better take some sleepin pills cos the only place ur gonna get me is in your dreams

[     Wot you see is what you want what you want is what you dont get, so drool on, move on and get outta my life

[     Smoke a smoke not a butt fuck me I aint no slut

[     I never said it was your fault .. im just blaming you

[     Scientists say 1 out of 4 people are crazy .. check 3 friends and if there not .. ur it!

[     Im smiling co sur my sister, and laughing cos u cant do nothing about it

[     Save Santa a trip - be naughty wid me

[     Finally 18, and legally able to do al the things I been doin since I was 12

[     I lost my teddy bear can I sleep wit you

[     I'm a genie in a bottle you just gotta rub me the right way

[     At first u dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, haha boy u missed me

[     Sum call me a slut, sum call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you know

[     I'm blonde .. whats your excuse

[     Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and ill show u some power

[     Im the person my parents warned me about

[     I dont play hard to get I play to get you hard

[     Make love not war on a bed not the floor

[     Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young

[     U like my name .. you should hear my number

[     Pornstar .. in training

[     Smile if you think im sexy

[     DANGER: this body turns on automatically

[     Dont just stare buy me a drink

[     I dont like sex I LOVE it

[     Boys wanted, no experience necessary

[     Sex kitten always purrrin

[     Keep your bananas away from my melons

[     The problem with the world today is everyone is a few drink short

[     Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor and not hold on

[     I drink to make other people interesting

[     Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol

[     Silence is golden, but yelling is fun

[     You never really grow up .. you just learn how to act in public

[     Nothing is illegal .. until your caught

[     Never admit to more than what youre accused of

[     Dont kiss behind the garden gate .. love is blind but the neighbours aint

[     That outfit would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor

[     Lifes like a boner .. when it gets hard .. fuck it

[     I dont have an attitude problem its supposed to be like this

[     Fuk is good, fuk is funny, lots of people fuk for money, if u think fuk is funny fuk yourself and save sum money

[     Lips r for kissing, beds r for rockin, clits r for carressin, clothes r for undressing, ears r for lickin, tits 4 suckin, clock is tikin lets get fuckin

[     Ill giv u a kiss, ill giv u a hug, ill take u to bed, fuck u for hours, I promis u dis it wont be a bore, one night wid me ull be beggin for more

[     Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

[     I know u want me .. u know I want u .. so come over here baby and get sum too

[     Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high, so if in life you dont succeed then fuck the world and smoke sum weed

[     Dont get mad get naked

[     Today is the tomorrow we said wed do something about yesterday

[     I am a butterfly, pretty to look at, hard to catch, but worth the chase

[     Boys r so complicated .. yet irresistible .. god I luv them

[     Id stop eating chocolate .. but im no quitter

[     I was born in the heavens up in the sky sent down to earth to put a tingle in your thigh

[     God made rivers, god made dirt, god mad guys so chicks could flirt

[     If all else fails .. wash your hair

[     The best cure for a broken heart is flirting

[     Boyfriends are like tampons .. they need to be kept on a strong secure string

[     Not even if you were the last boy on earth

[     Dont treat me any different than you would the queen

[     Warning: I have PMS and a gun

[     So many men, few who can afford me

[     Lip lockin, dik suckin, all night fuckin, tongue teasin, loads of pleasing,2 much thrustin, now ur gaggin lets get shaggin

[     I dunt come wid dice so dont play me

[     Spoiled rotten, never forgotten, daddys lil girl, livin in a dream worl and I aint afraid to confess im a lil princess

[     Diamonds are nice, so are pearls, but nuthin compares to us prendi gurls

[     i dont discriminate .. I hate everyone

[     seen it all .. dont remember most of it

[     I only fuk on the days dat start wid t: Thursday, Tuesday, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday, every Thucking day

[     I still miss my ex .. but my aims improving

[     I may not be as funny as jim carey, or as buff as arnie, but just like fred I can make your bed rock

[     Daddy;s lil grrrl if only he knew

[     Girls r like fishes .. ya gotta know where the best ones hide

[     Wen I was younger I played wid toys now that im older I got my boys

[     First a fire, then a flame, im a chick no guy can tame

[     Friends dont let other friends dress like sluts

[     If you treat a chick like a dog .. she's gonna piss on u

[     2468 feeling horny just cant wait 3579 I want ur body next to mine ABCD cum lie on top of me UVWX come on baby I want sex

[     M&Ms r choclate 24/7s r mints .. I want sex hint hint hint

[     Any child can tell that the purpose of a middle name is so they can tell when they r in trouble

[     Everyone needs belief in something .. I believe Ill have another beer

[     I dont have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, no problem

[     Heaven wont have me and hells afraid ill take over

[     Im an angel honest .. the horns r to keep the halo strait

[     Its hard being a princess .. but GOD its fun

[     Coffee, chocolate, men, some things are better RICH

[     Luv can Heal Luv can hurt, so be smart and just flirt

[     East to West, North to South, but my best direction is Mouth to Mouth

RICH

[ Kno how many hot, rich, gorgeous guys there are out there? 2 ... and theyre dating eachotheIm like a parking ticket,

[ i hav 'FINE' written all over me!

[  Mistakes are made ... u deal with them ... then u do them again