–    I got rid of the boyfriend .. cat was allergic

–    I would like to help you out .. what way did you come in?

–    I can tel your lying your lips r moving

–    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

–    Sorry my karma just ran over your dogma

–    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his

–    Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, but the roses are wilting the violets r dead, the sugar bowls empty just like your head

–    Your jealousy is my energy wonder why im always so hyper?

–    I tried seeing thing in your point of view but I couldnt get my head that far up my ass

–    I wasnt born a bitch guys made me this way

–    Im not inconsiderate I just dont give a shit

–    Ill give you a nickel ill give you a dime, if u need boy bitch dont touch mine

–    I asked u once I asked you twice stay away from my man or pay the price

–    Mobile phones are the only thing men brag about having the smallest

–    Guys have feelings too .. but like who cares?

–    You have the right to remain silent .. so shut up

–    I am one of the bad things that happen to good people

–    Hmmm, all stressed out and no one to choke

–    Warning: the bitch BITES

–    I can be nice, sweet an innocent .. but I choose not to be

–    How can I miss you ... if you wont go away

–    Excuse me but do you mind getting out of my life

–    Mirrors dont talk .. lucky for you they dont laugh

–    First god made man, then he had a better idea

–    I like you .. u remind me when I was young and stupid

–    Guys r like birds always checking out anything moving

–    For everyone who talks about me .. thanks for making me the centre of your world

–    I dont care what u think of me .. it couldnt be half as bad as what I think of you

–    Im a genie in a bottle your just a tramp in a lamp

–    If theres lipstick on your mans collar .. u can bet ya last dollar I made da fella holla

–    If you feel da world move and shake dats just me makin ur boyfriends heart break

–    I heard u braggin bout da time we kissed .. I only did it cos I was pissed

–    Any guy who can put up wid my shit .. deserves an award

–    Gurl dont flaunt it .. cos I dont want it

–    I had a party last night .. u didnt cum .. but your boy did .. twice

–    You dont know me .. but you wish you could

–    Could you drive better if I shoved ur mobile up ur ass

–    Im busy .. ur ugly .. have a nice day

–    Im smiling .. cos they aint found the bodies yet

–    TOUCH ME and I kill you

–    Im multi talented .. I can talk and piss you off at the same time

–    Next mood swing .. 6 seconds

–    This bitch bites back

–    I WILL take sweets from a stranger

–    Always do sober what you said youd do drunk .. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut

–    We dont devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks

–    Love your enemies ... it will piss them off

–    Milk does the body good .. but I think you need more

–    Try not to let your mind wander .. its too small to be out by itself

–    Cancel my subscriptions .. im over your issues

–    There are sum people you just love to hate

–    One day you will look at me and wonder why u never wanted me, that day ill look at you and wonder why I ever wanted you