1) COMPLAINING
Guys like it when girls show off their nice ass. So, why do guys
complain when a girl is wearing tight pants? As long as they can get their pants off, I really don't see a problem. You know you're gonna get SOME, so just chill out and savour each second.


2) WHEN GIRLS GO DOWN HALF-WAY
Guys try to force a girls head down when she's simply trying to tease the guy. You know...get MR.HAPPY all the way up before she has to try and suck on MR.LIMP

3)CHOCKING THE CHICKEN
Why do guys make girls do this 4 them? He can do this at home whenever he's NOT getting any, not when he's about to get the real deal! Remember guys.... it brings absolutely NO pleasure to us females and we do get bored with jerking you guys off

4)HAIR PULLING
Yes, it's true that some females like a little bit of pain, but not when your ripping the hair out of her head! Take it easy.

5) PANTING
During sex we females know that guys do get tired, and we can totally understand this, but why do guys pant like dogs??? Not very attractive!

6) MINUTE MAN
Guys that cannot last for more than 10 minutes. This really disappoints females. Girls need pleasure too! Otherwise, we'll just forget about sex and stick with foreplay!

7) GUYS GOING DOWN
What's up with the guys eating the hole? Don't they know that the hole does not bring pleasure and it's the clit that does? There's really no point for a guy to go down at all if he's gonna play around with the hole. That's like a girl playing w/ your pubic hair (not a turn on)

8) FINGERING
Remember guys, that even though some females do finger themselves, they have smaller fingers then you. Don't jam your fingers up there. Maybe you
could start off w/ one finger and then slip in another one when she gets looser. And don't just move it in and out...you have to have rhythm...She'll
thank you, you'll know by her constant breathing (panting) and her withering body convulsing next to yours.

9) WHEN GIRLS TAKE THE RIDE
Don't complain that a girl is ridding to hard. In fact, don't say anything. Just relax cuz she's doing you a favour and she's doing all the work!

10) CUM
Some girls are loud when they cum, I know this. But, some girls have to fake all of the noises because 1) she's not feeling any pleasure and she doesn't want the guy to think that he can't work it (which is actually true)

11) KEEPING FRESH
We all know that guys like sports, but do they have to come over after they just got done playing a game and want sex, or even worse...oral sex? You guys better go freshin up before expecting anything!

12) ACNE
We all know that everyone has acne, but can't you guys try to prevent it on your back? Girls are really turned off when a guy is on top and has to worry about grabbing onto her man's back that is full of nasty pimples!

13)"TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW? THAT IS THE QUESTION"
Don't get mad if a girl does neither. I mean, a guy's sperm doesn't taste good. In fact, it's repulsive. Forgive her if she finishes the job by hand. If she does spit, be happy enough w/ that, and if she swallows....YOU SHOULD REALLY LOVE HER! That was really hard for her, I'm sure!

14)TALKIN SHIT
Girls don't like it when a guy tells all of his friends that he
got laid last night & when you guys were making love & quote;(as you said that night to the female)

15) BORING
Guys tend to do it the same way every time. Try experimenting with
different positions every now and then. It couldn't hurt!